University of Michigan Dearborn-SPS Membership Information

**Membership Information**

animated guru Ah yes, I see the sparkle in your eyes, the wiggle in your walk, why that's....that's CURIOSITY!! We might just make a ferocious physicist of you yet! To sign up you have two options:

1. Coming down to the SPS room where you might ask the lads there to give you a membership form.
or

2. Filling out our extremely convenient, absolutely fantastic DOWNLOADABLE membership form!!!

Unfortunately, as any trained Taoist knows, to every positive, there is a corresponding negative. Soooo, with that said, no matter which you choose, you're eventually gonna have to hand over a little cashola (fifteen dollars to be exact) to one of the lads (most likely, the current secretary, Timoteo) over there in room 2211. From there, they'll likely contact me (through an extremely complicated ritual which, if you join, will soon become familiar) so that I can magically transform your hard-earned money into a handy monthly subscription to Physics Today: a magazing which you just can't put down! Also, this cash gives me the power (how, I'm not sure you want to know!) to telepathically give you the combination to the SPS room! With this little trinket of knowledge, you'll have access to the finest study environment on campus! As any current SPS member will tell you, when you enter this room, you can't help but get your studying done! Finally, as an added bonus, you'll be given an excuse to meet all the friendly folks of SPS, such as: Jeff Nazarko, our current president (that is, if you can catch him between his on-going feud with our very own treasurer, Ms. Elaine Kwan!); Stone Cold Dan Sisan, the proud creator of the now famous "Salad Is Murder" T-shirt; Mark Lenigan, the unofficial resident hacker and side kick of Mr. Beta; and perhaps, if you're lucky, the absolutely swellest of guys, Tim Stasevich!!! So I ask you, how can you help but join? After all, you too can be a ferocious physicist!