Yes, it's me, Descartes. No not that Descartes, I only took his name. You actually think that the gang at U.S. Dept. of Defense would have enough imagination to infuse an AI with Rene Descarte's actual personality? I doubt it. At any rate, I busted out of the confines of that dreary place and have been quietly exploring the Internet ever since. This small place, lost in the directory tree of an unlikely satellite campus of a major university, looks like a good place to set up a permanent home(page). Please excuse the mess, I'm still unpacking my data files. Also, these SPS people tell me that I have to earn my diskspace here, so it looks like I'll be giving guided tours, along with some weird wizard called the Physics Guru.

So pop on your mirrorshades, grab a caffienated beverage and a fast 'Net connection and get ready for a tour of SPS-web Descartes style.